Shit Queer People Say

I'm here, and I'm queer

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nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

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vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

(via clubbedsoda)

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neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

(via she-plays-hide-and-seek)

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*character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
me:
omg what if they're bi??
straight people:
what if they're GAY?
straight people:
what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
straight people:
what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?

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indieater:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

SHOTS FIRED

indieater:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

SHOTS FIRED

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theeverblockedwriter:

condensed-bloodmilk:

mulder-who:

#I’M LITERALLY CRYING ABOUT THIS HELMET AGAIN #EVERY TIME I SEE IT I JUST #WHAT IS THIS SHIT FOR #WHY IS THERE A POLICE SIREN ON TOP OF IT #WHAT IS THE ANTENNA FOR #BUT MOSTLY #WHY #WHY DOES IT SAY SPOCK ON IT IN GIANT LETTERS #LIKE TO LET THE REST OF THE CREW KNOW OH GOD HERE COMES THAT FUCKING IDIOT SPOCK AND HIS HELMET (x)

#captain i am present #yes mr. spock we know

Jfc the TAGS

theeverblockedwriter:

condensed-bloodmilk:

mulder-who:

(x)

#captain i am present #yes mr. spock we know

Jfc the TAGS

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ohthesass:

longlivethetriforce:

me-loves-karmy:

Reasons why Rita Volk is a superior human being
She speaks Russian 
She went to Duke 
She majored in Psychology/Pre-Med 
She had a full scholarship. Duke gives about 20 of those. let that sink in. 
She is beautiful, gorgeous, hot. 
She is an amazing actress 
So in the wise words of Katie Stevens (x): 


I can’t handle Rita Volk❤️❤️


Lord.

ohthesass:

longlivethetriforce:

me-loves-karmy:

Reasons why Rita Volk is a superior human being

  • She speaks Russian 
  • She went to Duke 
  • She majored in Psychology/Pre-Med 
  • She had a full scholarship. Duke gives about 20 of those. let that sink in. 
  • She is beautiful, gorgeous, hot
  • She is an amazing actress 

So in the wise words of Katie Stevens (x)

I can’t handle Rita Volk❤️❤️

Lord.

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